Первый литературный опыт

Сочинение на английском языке, написанное однокурсником моего брата. Хочу сообщить вам, уважаемые читатели, что человек в конце года получит диплом англо-русского переводчика. История очень трагична, слабонервных я прошу не читать её.The vein was a family: the father and the little sonny. Their mum was lost at childbirth. They lived poorly. In one cloudy day the daddy has decided to cut the kid, but on a hairdressing salon of money at it was not. And it has found houses the old machine for a hairstyle. It has planted the kid on a high chair and has given it a dummy that the kid sat easy. Having included the machine the daddy has understood that it not подключенна to a network. The socket was in a corridor. And having put the machine on a little table before the kid, the daddy has gone to include it. While it was not a dummy has taken off from a mouth of the kid. And it instead of a dummy has thrust the machine in a mouth. And during this moment the daddy has included it in a network. The machine has earned also the kid has struck a current. The kid has moved also the machine has beaten out to it a tooth. When the daddy has run up to the kid, at it all mouth was in blood from the cut language. The daddy was in a shock. And it has hardly pulled out the machine from a mouth and has caused the fast. Here such terrible history.Первый, кто угадает алгоритм по которому был написан рассказ, получит от меня вкусную шоколадку или бутылку пива на выбор.Upd.: На самом деле, я просто не подозревал о всей отсосности машинного перевода, и поэтому предполагал, что парень просто написал текст по-русски, а затем переводил по одному слову, выбирая каждый раз первое значение из словарной статьи. Видимо, Promt так и делает.Илюха получил этот текст по асе с просьбой "поправить ошибки, если есть".

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